Crazy Cattle 3D is a free, physics-based battle royale where explosive cows roam wild across global maps. Chaotic fun, challenging moves, and pure comedy await!
Crazy Cattle 3D is a wildly original indie game that blends slapstick comedy with strategic gameplay. In this physics-based battle royale, you control explosive cows across chaotic global maps—from Irish hills to Icelandic volcanoes. Created by solo developer Anna (@4nn4t4t), the game has taken over itch.io with its five-star reviews and viral gameplay clips.
Crazy Cattle 3D challenges you to survive as the last cow standing. There are no guns, no upgrades—just you, momentum, and a herd of explosive bovines. Players battle across diverse landscapes filled with hazards like cliffs, lava, and icy slopes.
Its unique blend of comedy, skill-based movement, and unpredictable outcomes has earned it comparisons to Goat Simulator and Fall Guys, with a more chaotic twist.
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Use WASD keys and the mouse to control your cow.
Knock others off the map by building momentum and timing your moves.
The more you play, the better you’ll get at mastering the ragdoll physics. It’s part strategy, part circus—pure entertainment.
Physics-based chaos with hilarious animations
Worldwide maps that add tactical variety
Quick matches are ideal for casual and competitive players
Free to play, with a focus on skill over upgrades
Viral moments perfect for social sharing
